January 2011
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Jan 26th
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The strangest of dreams...
I was at a mall, banging Natalie Portman on a table in the pretzel place. Sassy black lady security chased me for being nude in the mall. I questioned her reasoning. -scene change- I was late for co-hosting Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. I wasnt prepared for any of the bits. -scene change- On a mission to save earth(or destroy it, it wasn’t clear). The scene could only be described as a...
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 20th
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I have such a strong desire to go to a party where I don’t really know anybody, and go in character. Maybe pretend to be a super hipster. Or a total yuppie with a sweater tied around my neck. Or a successful overachieving Ivy-leaguer.  Too bad I don’t get the chance to go to parties, ever. Someone help me with my aspirations! PLEASE.
Jan 20th
Jan 20th
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“In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.”
– Carl Sagan
Jan 18th
Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
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Mmm yes.
I enjoy intoxicated evenings. I need sleep. Adios
Jan 16th
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“There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty.”
– Joseph Addison
Jan 14th
Jan 13th
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Do you think there's a droid in the StarWars...
think about it.
Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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